I’m just a teenage dirtbagg babbyyyy <3
HOLLA MUVAFUCKER
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- Teacher:Why did you not study?
- Me:A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
It doesn’t matter who you love or how you love but that you love.
— Rod McKuen (via areyouhappyenough)
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Annoying when you have little parts of lots of different songs in your head…
“It’s gonnaaa be a bumby riiidddeeee…”
“Hey you jump in this ride… It’s slippery inside…”
“I wanna see your peacock…”
“So what we get drunk… So what we smoke weed… We’re just having fun, we don’t care who see’s…”
Most of the songs I have listened to today are an embarrassed to the human race.
I need another high dosage of The Rolling Stones.
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I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.
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WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lolfrom Anonymous
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